its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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