why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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