This beer is not sobering me up at all
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
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And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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