I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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