So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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