I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
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better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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