hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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