I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
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Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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