I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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