Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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