So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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