You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
When are your genitals available?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
