Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
its liver damage thursday
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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