Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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