AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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