That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
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I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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