Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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