remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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