I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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