You're so nebulous sometimes
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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