Whod you bang
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
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Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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