once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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