Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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