I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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