whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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