dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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