Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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