We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm at about main and main street
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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