You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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