so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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