question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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