Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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