He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
