Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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