Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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