in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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