Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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