The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
