i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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