Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
