Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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