I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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