Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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