oh god the rape fog is back!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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