At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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