do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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