You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Dignity is for republicans.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
