Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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