Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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