worst night to have a conscience
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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