Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
3pm strippers are depressing
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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