omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
God gave him joint rollers for hands
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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