my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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