Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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