We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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