Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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