well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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