Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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