Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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